WHAT KIDS THINK

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Child Art
The Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw a picture of their favorite Bible story. One little boy drew a picture of four people on an airplane. "That's very nice," she said to him, "but what is it about?"
"That's the flight to Egypt." said the little boy.
"Oh, I see. That's Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus. But who is the fourth person?"
"That's Pontius the Pilot."


Children and Childbirth
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them.
Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him on the behind and he began to cry.
Looking over at the wide eyed little girl, the paramedic asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She said, "That naughty boy should have never crawled in there. Spank him again!"
 

Ketchup
A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."
 

                                         

Some Really Smart Students

Teacher:  Name two states in the United States.
Mary:  Pick me! Pick me!
Teacher:  Mary?
Mary:  I'll name one Taylor and the other one Charley!
Teacher:  Joe, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Joe:  Because you told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher:  Suzi, go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:  Here it is.
Teacher:  That's correct. Now, Bobby, who discovered North America?
Bobby:  Suzi
Teacher:  Jesse, why do you always get so dirty.
Jesse:  Well, you see, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher:  Glen, what is the chemical formula for water?
Glen:  H I J K L M N O
Teacher:  Where did you get that?
Glen:  Yesterday you told us it was H to O.
Teacher:  Barry, your essay about your dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Barry:  Ma'am. It's the same dog.
Teacher:  Donald, how do you spell crocodile?
Donald:  K R O K O D I A L
Teacher:  No, that's wrong.
Donald:  Maybe it is, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher:  Name one important thing that we have today which we didn't have ten years ago.
Wendy:  Me!
Teacher:  George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, but then admitted it. Does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Brian:  Because he still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher:  Danny, do you say a prayer before eating?
Danny:  No, ma'am. I don't have to. My mother is a good cook.
Teacher:  Jake, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Jake:  A teacher.