A billion years equals a second

[weydevu]

Here is another quip for your stomach.

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

[Clency]

[occerpa]

Thank you very much weydevu for your excellent jokes that I find a great idea to entertain the forum while Ron reappears that seems like an eternity. I guess we'll have to wait until Sunday the 5th for the next Lightline (Bump to be seen). Meanwhile we meet a new joke from weydevu. Thanks